August 23, 2003
Beasties
Two fugitives are still on the loose. In Antrim, a puma has evaded capture all week and has now been blamed for killing a sheep. It's probably only a matter of time before it's blamed for lots of other stuff too; pipe bombs, diesel laundering, etc… It's surely conclusive proof of the demilitarisation of the North that a large moggy can wander about unmolested, despite the best efforts of the security forces, who have vowed to permanently decommission it. Maybe it's hiding in an arms dump, since we all know that nobody ever visits them anymore…
Meanwhile, with much less publicity, it looks like the runaway pot-bellied pig in Ennis is still on the lam. Maybe he's lying low to avoid the sun…
Posted by Monasette at August 23, 2003 07:14 PM | TrackBack
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